Be informed that there are things you do not say to a n*ked woman, Here are a few of them;
â€¢ I just remembered that I am married.
â€¢ Who needs 72 virgins in the afterlife when Iâ€™ve got a hot potato like you?
â€¢ Wow. You have a good bra, really holds them up.
â€¢ So how rough do you want it, baby?
â€¢ Girl, you got a vitamin D deficiency? I have what you needâ€¦ in my pants! Seriously, new bottle, never opened.
â€¢ No, Iâ€™m laughing at a thing I just remembered. No, I canâ€™t tell you.
â€¢ You ever get a backache carrying those things around?
â€¢ Can you turn around? Iâ€™m trying to find a good angle for my mental spank bank.
â€¢ Is that a henna tattoo or a stretch mark?
â€¢ Why were you playing so hard to get?
â€¢ You have curves and cul-de-sacs.
â€¢ Iâ€™m fat too, donâ€™t worry.
â€¢ Do you smell something funny?
â€¢ You remind me of my mother.
â€¢ Do you want to take a quick shower?
â€¢ I think itâ€™s sexiest when youâ€™re not quite all the way n*ked. It keeps the mystery alive.
â€¢ Your sister got the good ass.
â€¢ Oh. I thought you were going to look different.
â€¢ Are these fake? â€˜Cause they feel fake.
â€¢ Just keep your arms up so they look perky.
â€¢ How many kids have you had?
â€¢ Have you lost weight? Because your tits look smaller.
â€¢ Have you gained weight? Because your tits look huge.
â€¢ Youâ€™re big in all the right places.
â€¢ Your nipples are different sizes. Theyâ€™re sisters, not twins.
â€¢ I like the right boob better.
â€¢ Let me show you my puppets!
â€¢ How much?
â€¢ Well, no matter what, Iâ€™d still bang you.