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19 September 2017 00:00:00 AM Breaking News


30 Things You Should Never Say To A N*Ked Woman

Be informed that there are things you do not say to a n*ked woman, Here are a few of them;

• I just remembered that I am married.

• Who needs 72 virgins in the afterlife when I’ve got a hot potato like you?

• Wow. You have a good bra, really holds them up.

• So how rough do you want it, baby?

• Girl, you got a vitamin D deficiency? I have what you need… in my pants! Seriously, new bottle, never opened.

• No, I’m laughing at a thing I just remembered. No, I can’t tell you.

• You ever get a backache carrying those things around?

• Can you turn around? I’m trying to find a good angle for my mental spank bank.

• Is that a henna tattoo or a stretch mark?

• Why were you playing so hard to get?

• You have curves and cul-de-sacs.

• I’m fat too, don’t worry.

• Do you smell something funny?

• You remind me of my mother.

• Do you want to take a quick shower?

• I think it’s sexiest when you’re not quite all the way n*ked. It keeps the mystery alive.

• Your sister got the good ass.

• Oh. I thought you were going to look different.

• Are these fake? ‘Cause they feel fake.

• Just keep your arms up so they look perky.

• How many kids have you had?

• Have you lost weight? Because your tits look smaller.

• Have you gained weight? Because your tits look huge.

• You’re big in all the right places.

• Your nipples are different sizes. They’re sisters, not twins.

• I like the right boob better.

• Let me show you my puppets!

• How much?

• Well, no matter what, I’d still bang you.



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